An awful sweat ...
Well, I went today to get the health checkup required for all new Joongang Daily employees. We were supposed to go into a room, and then come out into the lobby area wearing a robe -- with your pants on underneath. One of the new copyeditors, a Scot, misunderstood, and came out wearing just the robe. Nothing like getting to know your fellow employees ....
Anyway, here are some of the questions from my exam, quoted exactly:
1. If you have some diseases, describe as follows
2. Have your relatives ever been dead or illed as follows: a. liver disease, b. heart disease ...
3. Do you have any suspicious diseases on your health?
4. What kind of food do often you like? a. I like often vegetables. b. I like evenly vegetables and meat. c. I like often meat. (Put me down for C !!!!!)
5. How about your drinking habit?
6. If you drink, how much do you drink? a. Below 1/2 bottle of soju. b. One bottle of soju. c. One and a half bottles of soju. d. Above 2 bottles of soju.
7. Would you smoke a cigarette?
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10. How many times do you excercise with an awful sweat per week?
11. Would you have mental or physical difficulties for a month? a. Yes, I often do. 2. Yes, I sometimes do. c. No, I don't. d. I don't know.
And for women only ...
15. Would you have offensive odor on vaginal discharge? a. Yes, I do. 2. No, I don't.
As for me, I'd like to think my odors are not offensive -- but is that really for us to say?
2 Comments:
Hiarious,bro'....
I would be the wrong person to ask if your odors are offensive-baby farts,anyone?! hahaha...
I haven't worked up an awful sweat lately,but..
Thank heavens for Jack that outfit is no more...TOO funny!!!
Love and miss ya-
Sis
I think I remember a time when we had a roommate get together in the Twin Cities and I distinctly remember Bru with an AWFUL sweat worked up with all the dancin he was doing, and AWFUL sweat is an understatement! We have pics to prove it :-)
Todd
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